Wednesday, 14 January 2009

A Bedtime Story xxxx

This made me titter, nay guffaw :))

I would like to say here and now that what you see at the end might be a pink piggy, but it bears no resemblance to me at all lol xxx
Thanks for this Jan xxx

OK, are you sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin (that will mean diddly squat to the under 40s btw lol xx)

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. 'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy. 'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy. 'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy. '

Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'

The third piggy says - 'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!


The pic that was sent to me is animated and it sort of shakes and laughs - it reminds me of a cross between Dick Emery doing his vicar, and Edward Heath - sorry but I don't know how to bring it over so that it will do it here (see, I told you I was a thicko lol xx)

Hope it made you smile, and have a great night.

Back tommora with some cardage xxxx

PS, thank you to everyone who took the trouble to either leave me a comment or e-mail me with help re my digi issues. I do appreciate it and I am going to have another go and re-do the pic and hopefully get it right this time xx

14 comments:

Kath said...

"Oh You are awful"....don't really mean that but those under 40 won't get that one either....look forward to the cardage tomorrow.
Hugs
kath
xxxx

Cheryl said...

Dawny thanks for the smile.......you always brighten my day......

Amanda's paper palace said...

That was hilarious really cheered me up lol.hugs amanda xx

Kim Piggott said...

Oh I have enjoyed my laugh Dawny!
That picture just cracks me up it is so funny!
Thanks for my bedtime story!
hugs
kim x

Lyndsey Marie said...

Ha Ha great story.... just what I needed to read to brighten my day.
Lydnsey xx

Dawn said...

Hee Hee!!
Weee Weee Weee!!!

Macpurp said...

oh that was funny...now i am under 40...just but i do get the are you sitting comfortably and you are awfull.....BUT i like it!

xoxo

sharon said...

Ha Ha....yep...the smile is here..even with my sore head..:)

Dick Emery..I SO see it also...xxxxxxx

cats whiskers said...

Hi Hun thanks for raising a laugh in a bear with a sore head, its just what I needed this morning. As for the digi stuff you are ten times better than me I just cannot figure it out at all, even with poor Donaldas brilliant instructions, just wish there were night classes on PSP!!!!
Hugs dear friend
Jacqui x

Sharon Caudle said...

LOL! You always make me laugh! Your Pooh's are just about done and ready for the mail! They should be going out in the next couple of days! hugs!!!

debra said...

HI DAWNY
THAT WAS JUST SO FUNNY AND AS FOR THE PIC, WELL THAT IS JUST HILIRIOUS WITH HIS OR HER BIG CHEESY GRIN WITHOUT IT MOVING, WHAT A PERFECT ENDING TO A PERFECT DAY FOR ME.
DEBRA X

Gayle said...

Hi honey....
I'm under 40 (just) I get it!!!
Oh you do make me laugh...
Luv'n'Hugs
Gayle x

Jill said...

ehh Dawny you do make me laugh, thanks for making me smile hugs Jill x

Pauline C said...

Ooh Dawny you are a larf!! Have a good weekend and I hope the sale goes well tomorrow
Pauline x