A Bedtime Story xxxx

This made me titter, nay guffaw :))

I would like to say here and now that what you see at the end might be a pink piggy, but it bears no resemblance to me at all lol xxx

Thanks for this Jan xxx

OK, are you sitting comfortably?

Then I'll begin (that will mean diddly squat to the under 40s btw lol xx)

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. 'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy. 'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy. 'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy. '

Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'

The third piggy says - 'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

The pic that was sent to me is animated and it sort of shakes and laughs - it reminds me of a cross between Dick Emery doing his vicar, and Edward Heath - sorry but I don't know how to bring it over so that it will do it here (see, I told you I was a thicko lol xx)

Hope it made you smile, and have a great night.

Back tommora with some cardage xxxx

PS, thank you to everyone who took the trouble to either leave me a comment or e-mail me with help re my digi issues. I do appreciate it and I am going to have another go and re-do the pic and hopefully get it right this time xx